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闺蜜追不到女生的伤感句子

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闺蜜追不到女生的伤感句子

1、因为瓜星人有乳糖不耐症,我真天才。

2、口味好重啊。

3、You just officially hadabcthe worst date ever

4、那只是我小幽默一下。

5、月亮逃不出我们的手掌心。

6、对你来说,低比高更可怕吧。

7、如果猫叫猪,那你叫什么?重返20岁经典台词

8、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

9、1. Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?

10、我们是发反恶人联盟,是一个致力于对抗全球大规模恶势力的绝密组织。我们对抢劫银行的犯罪活动没有兴趣,杀人放火的事情我们也懒得管,但是如果有融化两级的冰块或者让富士山消失甚至偷月亮,我们就要管了。



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